Hey back off!!! Wait till we're outa pilots up here before you take a job from us. We all know it's easier for an American to work in Canada than vise versa, but there are more jobs in the states, so please, unless you're going to retire soon, stay out!!

I'm obviously being mainly sarcastic (being Canadian I can't really get mad at ya, eh!), but considering my points above, and that I'm low time looking for a job, there is truth to my request.