Originally Posted by FlyJSH

A few suggestions for you lucky folks who look too young to fly:


Smoke cigars... gravelly voices command attention
Don't exercise so much.... a slight paunch (or as one suit maker calls it "the corporate build") shows you take your work more seriously than your health
Cut back on your sleep and rub your eyes often... the resulting bags will prove you have been around
Get a high maintenance trophy wife (rent one if you need to).... to keep a hotty like that, you gotta be a real success.

If you do all these things, you will get the added bonus of gray hair and a receding hairline.