If I hear from one more person who knows absolutely nothing about airlines, that I just need to get a job at (take your pick) American, United, Delta, Southwest...I think blood will shoot out of my ears!

I'm convinced they think that simply because I'm a pilot, I can just walk up to any airline and tell them I'm going to come to work for them. While I'm at it, I'll make them pay me $400k a year. And on my days off, I'll quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Tony Romo always chokes anyway.