Originally Posted by irrelevant

It's actually quite an interesting read from start to finish...

Chapter 1: "Their jets sure are shiny!" "JFK Rocks!" "Reserve isn't bad at all."

Chapter 2: "They can kiss my ass if they think I'm going to sit in a parking lot waiting for a page." "Scheduling is evil."

Chapter 3: "Wow, we're hiring 200 more this summer. Comair is the greatest airline ever." "Maestro is a great system."

Chapter 4: "What? We're not getting Freedom's airplanes?" "What? Furloughs?"

Chapter 5: "All these senior guys should work less so I can get my job back."

Chapter 6: "All these senior guys should quit because they cost too much money and they're keeping me from upgrading/returning from furlough."

Chapter 7: "I'd be happy to sleep in JFK ops if I could just come back to work." "I'll do anything to fly airplanes for you Delta."

Soon to come Chapter 8: Contract negotiations.