You can obviously tell that this was written by someone who has never set foot on a military base. I like the term "base management" it's catchy!

Looks like Phildo is looking for a fight with the DOD too!

"Hey can you do a couple of months in Afghanistan?" Well sir; I can give you two days, but my employer might call and tell me I'm junior manned and I need to report for a trip, so I'd have to get home super quick. I can really only schedue active duty around my days off per my employer!"