Dear Union,

My count shows 296 Furloughed pilots, not 297. Since the only thing you seem to be useful for, is whining about pass benefits (further ****ing off delta), writing very angry (UN style) letters to Comair saying how mad you are and sending 5 emails a week detailing these angry letters...I'd like you to update the last thing written in every email.

"remember, we have 296 pilots on furlough, that are never coming back...if you know anyone that is good with personal bankruptcy..so they can get rid of their debt..and maybe find a job..and buy a house one day..that'd be great"

Thanks!

-Forever Furloughed FO