I still laugh when I think about the jumpseater that stole the silverware off an Evergreen 747. The crew landed with jumpseater in Europe somewhere, and the catering folks came aboard and asked what happened to the silverware. Yes, some catering was served with the metal kind back in 1995, believe it or not.

So, by process of elimination and character evaluation, it was determined that the jumpseater packed up the silverware for himself. He was setting up an apartment in Brussels after all.

Surely some of you can beat this story. Let's hear your worst jumpseater tale