Originally Posted by Boomer

Take your pick:

Right Seat Orphan

Reserve Sucks, Over...

Raw Spyncter Overwhelmed

Really, Soaper? Overstaffed?!?

Ready, Set, Outahere!

Really Sh!tty Overnight

Right Seat Obsolete

Rear Seat Offered

Royally Screwed, & Often

Regional Second-Class Organism