Auto man, It's barely 10am and you are not drunk yet?. How are you supposed to "teach some newbs" how to fly if you're not up to your full self yet?. Drink on, and staqy thirsty my friend.
But seriously, where do you instruct?. Here in MCO getting a CFI job involves doing things that'll crown a man as "the best kisser in your cell unit". So bartending it is for me.