Since you're not on the property, and obviously have no idea what's going on around here, I'm gonna cut you some slack and let you figure it out when you get back.

PS., I joined this board about 4 years ago, after receiving an email invite from another well-known board. There wasn't enough traffic to bring me back often, and I forgot my username and password. I heard there was some interesting AAI stuff now, so I signed up again. I guess that makes you the newbie . .. . things are not always what they seem.