My own Cliff Notes

73:30 Senator Dude starts talking about McDonald's Hamburgers and Hamburgers in general. Says "Culligan" when he's clearly talking about Colgan.

74:40 I notice severely hot chick sitting behind Senator Dude and suddenly hear a series of what sounds like Charlie Brown's Parents talking. Wab Waaab Wab Waaa. Chick has awesome hair and a wickedly cute mouth.

75:10 Airline Dude uses stalling phrase I was taught as a flight instructor to allow time to think of answer when you didn't immediately have the answer, i.e., "that's a very good question". Also began recalling the number of times Airline Dudes used the other CFI stalling phrase of "I'll have to get back to you on that".

75:30 Decide that a great drinking game could be created using this video and the word "metrics". I begin to wonder why there is no "cynergy" or things haven't been "right sized".

77:00 Senator Dude starts talking about how old he is, asks whether a lot of military people go into the regionals or head straight for the majors. Captain Gunther kisses some rear-end by saying he doesn't think the senator is that old. I wonder what any of this has to do with the price of tea in China.

77:40 Statistics are fabricated based on intuition.

79:00 I find out Senator Dude is, in fact, Senator Dorgan.

79:50 Senator Dorgan, obviously as bored as I am, walks out the door most likely in the pursuit of a nice hamburger.

80:00 I am so bored to tears I must suspend any further watching for the next 24 hours at a minimum. Limitations on boredom have been exceeded.