The military always needs lawyers, and will usually pay for at least part of law school. If you get stuck with a non-flying commitment to fulfill you could probably manage to go the JAG route at little cost to yourself other than a few years of service.

Since you do not want to be a career active duty officer, I would try the ANG first, USAF reserve second. Also since you will not be needing fixed-wing time for an airline career the army national guard/reserve will hire helicopter pilots off the street...pretty fun mission.