First of all, this has been one of the funnier threads on here in a while. Good to see some funny dialogue once in a while instead of bickering.

Second, all kidding aside...how do you land on a taxiway? I mean...a runway usually has 1 or 2 numbers at the beginning and HUUUUUGE white rectangles down the center...a taxiway is just a tiny little yellow line.
How did this happen?