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Old 10-24-2009 | 06:58 AM
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From: FAA 'Flight Check'
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Each service is told to SECURE a building:

Navy -
Closes all the hatches, turns off all the lights, turns off the a/c, and posts a watch in another building and waits for the coffee to brew.


Army -
Surrounds the building with weapons pointing outwards, strings razor wire, installs floodlights and a mine field, posts sentries and checks ID cards.

Marines -
Attacks the building with coordinated air and ground assaults using the tenets of maneuver warfare which eventually results in the total destruction of the building they were suppose to secure and the death of all inhabitants.


Air Force -
Takes a low interest loan on the 4 year lease of the building with the option to buy!


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