Soyathink,
How is it that you come across so authoritatively? Maybe it is just the Kool-Aid talking.

And what exactly is it about us that has all the help fed up? Somehow, you come across as someone who just came out of a corporate tent revival/pep rally.
Look, unlike the others I am not here to bust your chops even though you richly deserve it. No, you and all the de-minimus "managers" are cordially invited to stand up for yourselves, as allowed by the 6th US Circuit Court's Dorsey decision (ask your managerial handler

) and get yourselves into the IPA. Oh, I know, you'll have to take a number and you will actually have to fly, quite possibly at NIGHT!!!
But you will then have a *chance* to obtain respectability. But that will have to be earned, not conferred.
Have a nice night.