A buddy of mine, Airbus Capt., calls in sick over xmas. He gets the " prove it" notification. So he makes a tee time with his doctor/buddy to be evaluated. The doctor gives him a notepad (about 50) of return to work notices. They are all signed and only the first one is filled in.The doc tells said Bus Capt. to fill out and date each one as neccessary. The one he turns in that the doc had already filled out is written in latin. It was for a yeast infection, never heard a word.