This is good clean fun. I remember early in my career flying with a "legend in his own mind" type. USair and Piedmont were nose to nose waiting for us to exit the ramp so they could both access their respective parking gates. We were neither. The merger between the two had just been announced. Captain genius keyed the mike as we taxied between them and said, "Sure can't wait to get based in Charlotte."

That's when the fight started...