Originally Posted by
Riddler
The real reason that they're getting rid of DQ and BK is that the whoppers were putting a strain on the AF's ability to ship reflective belts, PT gear, and toner cartridges into theater. More importantly, by eliminating the hundreds of civilian employees, we can free up space for more Master Sergeants to forward deploy and ensure that everyone is properly tucking in their PT gear shirts.
Classic. I actually smiled before 9am!