Originally Posted by Lowlevel

I have come to the conclusion that airline pilots and flight attendants are like Evangelist. They spout doom and gloom, and when it does not happen, when they say it will, they just say it will come at a later time.
We should just stand on the corner in some backward southern town, perhaps Memphis or Atlanta, holding our pilot contract and yelling, "The end is near! The end is near! Repent now, the END IS NEAR!"