A bear is walking through the woods one day when he hears screaming. "Help, help, I'm drowning in quicksand." He rushes to where the screams are coming from only to find that it is a mouse. "Why should I help you," he asks the mouse, "You and I hate each other?" The mouse replies, "I'll owe you one, just get me out of here." "Fine," replies the bear, and pulls out the mouse with his penis.

Then one day the little mouse is walking in the woods and hears screaming, "Help, help I'm drowning in quicksand." When he arrives at the quicksand he finds that it's the bear who saved his life. Being a decent little mouse who sticks to his word he tells the bear to hang on, he'll get him out. The mouse runs off and flies back in his Boeing 747. He then pulls the bear out with the plane.

What is the moral of the story? You don't need a big dick if you fly a jet.