Ok here's one. A long line of people are waiting just outside the pearly gate as St. Peter is checking them through. One guy cuts out of line and heads for the front. He is dressed in a UAL captians uniform;hat, and all. He even has his flight bag. He walks right up to the gate and right past St. Peter, no questions asked. One guy in the line asks,"Hey, why did that guy get to cut in front of everybody?" St. Peter replied,"Oh, that's God. He likes to dress up and pretend he's a pilot."