Originally Posted by Roll Inverted and Pull

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. The Bartender serves the drink and says "That`ll be a dime"....the guy says "A dime?, what`s the deal?" The bartender tells him that he won 10 million in the lottery, but loves to bartend, so sells the drinks cheaply so all of his loyal customers can share in the good luck that the bartender has. The customer says "That`s great, cheap drinks and all, but I see that those two gents down the bar aren`t drinking". The bartenders says " Oh, those are a couple of air line pilots..they`re waiting for happy hour".