For Vagabond:

A man walked into a bar and noticed a lady sitting at the bar alone. He watched her for a while and noticed she was slowly sipping her drink. He approached her and asked if he could have a seat. She responded that it would be OK for him to join her. In a few moments she broke her silence and sternly said “Look, I will screw anybody. I don’t care about age, what city you are form, I don’t care about your background or what you do. I don’t even care what ethnic group you belong too.” “Are we talking the same language?” At which time the man extended his hand and said “Nice to meet you, I am a lawyer too.”