So I am flying the last leg of a 4 day (SJC-DEN) and about 30 mins after departure the Capt gets that look of horror on his face. He immediately starts squirming and holding his gut. I ask him if he is ok and he says, "Oh man, I don't know if I can make it back to DEN." I educate him on the need to ALWAYS carry Immodium in his bag and then give him a few of mine. So the meds do the trick, or so we think. 25 mins later he calls the FA and says he needs to take a walk. He bails out and hits the lav. I feel bad for row 18 but 8 mins later he returns. I noticed that some of the PAX were laughing as they deplaned but didn't think much of it. All seems fine until we are heading up the jetway. One pax was slow because she was getting her kids stroller ready. As we passed her she starts laughing uncontrollably. We look back and she says to the Capt, "Excuse me sir, you have toilet paper on your shoe!" He had a 2 ft long tp train attached to his shoe. Apparently after he destroyed the lav, he didn't notice his trailer as he walked back up front.....

Who else has some good stories on this subject?