Have a Snickers bar and a cup of coffee, then try again.

It's of no importance to anyone whether they have virtual friends or not. I wasn't making a profound statement about Carl, only that it is amusing that the computer would say he hasn't made any friends, considering that he's not exactly walking on eggshells around here. Never did I imagine he would care, and never did I imagine anyone else would care.

What's even funnier is that you two will now be the only "friends" on APC now, and I suppose you will be the only one who cares.