Originally Posted by newKnow

"Do you think we should ask for fire?"

"I don't know. If we ask, God might get mad at us."

"But, He gave it to us already."

"Yes. But, He can't afford to give it to us again. Market forces, you know."

"How do you know He can't afford it? I've heard He's pretty creative."

"Look. Even if He did give it to us, we don't want it. If we got it, God's other creatures would be so jealous of us, they would destroy the world."

"So, we should wait until the bears get it?"

"Yup."

"Humm......"