I just got my first SD in about five years...

So I go into the chief's office and TO'B asks "Why didn't you report for your trip on January 2nd?"

I told him "I thought Comair was finished in 2010."

So he tells me "That's no excuse, and before I give you two weeks without pay, do you mind telling me where in the world did you hear that?"

So I tell him "Trailblazer told us and Trailblazer is always right."

And he says "Trailblazer? Why didn't you just say so? We'll excuse this one, but don't believe anything else Trailblazer says. He's a Delta stooge and a complete tool." and then he gave me a ham certificate.


Just in case anyone else has been skipping their January trips too...