I just got this in an email today. I don't know why it reminds me of ALPA, but it just does...

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> > The Lone Ranger (ALPA) and Tonto (a line pilot) went camping in the > > desert. After they got their
> > Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
> >
> > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
> > look
> >
> > Towards sky, what you see? '
> >
> > 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
> >
> > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
> > speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
> > billions
> > of
> > planets.
> > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
> > appears
> > to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
> > Theologically,
> > the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
> > Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
> > What's it
> > tell you,
> > Tonto?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'You dumber than buffalo . It means someone stole the tent.