Give the girlfriend passes to meet up with you all over the world on overnights, and you live in the apartment building with 3000 cabin crew girls from all over the world, age 18-30, certified no fatties.
No wonder they made you the moderator!
Thanks for the all the tips, I think we'll just risk it as suggested and treat it as one of life's adventures (if I get in) - does anyone know the penalty if we get caught? I guess I just get fired and deported? I can't see US airlines caring if I was fired from a previous job for living with a girl?!