Originally Posted by sailingfun

DPA-Detroit Pilots Association

Heard in Detroit lounge last week.
How many cards does DPA have in now?
Answer: I am not sure, Things are so screwed up they have not been able to even get anything done. I don't know if they could reach a agreement on how to count the cards.

Disclaimer. Don't know the two pilots above or their relationship to DPA but it did make me laugh.