$21,000?
I can see it now.
Delta Pilots' Association
Meeting Notice
DPA MEC #001 will be holding its BOD meeting in the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly off of Highway 41 at 10PM. Recommend members wear DEET since the skeeters are biting this time of year. This year's agenda will include:
- Sending really nasty letters to management, and
- Sending really, really, nasty letters to ALPA MEC's
- DPA E&FA Presentation "What Miss Cleo said"
- Special Report Presentation "Projection Negotiation" - how to avoid responsibility and blame others in hope of fun and profit
- DPA Aeromedical Presentation "Why can't Chiropractors provide Medical Certificates? "
As our gift to you, FREE installation CD's or America Online 2.0 will be provided to all attendees who are members in good standing.*
We are still looking for a portable generator and used photocopier.
Also, it is not recommended that you BYOB. The City of College Park Police are aggressively enforcing traffic laws and frankly, we can't make bail.
Frats,
Carl, MEC General Admiral, Starfleet Academy
* Requires IBM PC running MSDOS 3.0 or greater and 512K of memory.