Must have been a bear of a landing

This thread is beary punny, but seriously, can someone give me the bear skinny on the salmon incident?

Can anyone address the rumor that the left engine ingested a picnic basket?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AnimatedCo...sHorsefly.webp

Oh jeeze, I wonder what the press will say when they get their paws on that! They’ll have a field day fur sure.