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08-11-2008 | 07:52 AM
#11
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why some want to work till they die (foxloser) is absolutely ridiculous.
thanks, from a future age 60 retiree
08-11-2008 | 10:16 AM
#12
Trust but Verify!!
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From: MD11 CRA
I'm outta here in '22 unless a phantom deer spooks my phantom horse and I need to go out on disability until they change the RA to 80. By then all the APAAD freeks will have had their corpses cryonicly suspended in hopes they can one day be defrosted and move right back into the left seat!
"How Cryonics Works"
I wonder how much it will cost to freeze deer and horses too?
"How Cryonics Works"
I wonder how much it will cost to freeze deer and horses too?
08-11-2008 | 10:19 AM
#13
Slainge Var'
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From: Zeppelin Tail Gunner
[quote=FreightDawgyDog;442536]I'm outta here in '22 unless a phantom deer spooks my phantom horse and I need to go out on disability until they change the RA to 80. By then all the APAAD freeks will have had their corpses cryonicly suspended in hopes they can one day be defrosted and move right back into the left seat! quote]
The post of the year!! The perfect blend of wit, sarcasm and humor. Well done!
The post of the year!! The perfect blend of wit, sarcasm and humor. Well done!
08-13-2008 | 08:48 PM
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From: MD-11 Capt
I'm outta here in '22 unless a phantom deer spooks my phantom horse and I need to go out on disability until they change the RA to 80. By then all the APAAD freeks will have had their corpses cryonicly suspended in hopes they can one day be defrosted and move right back into the left seat!
"How Cryonics Works"
I wonder how much it will cost to freeze deer and horses too?
"How Cryonics Works"
I wonder how much it will cost to freeze deer and horses too?
08-14-2008 | 06:24 AM
#16
Trust but Verify!!
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From: MD11 CRA
"Shall we check back then and see if all has stayed the same?????"
Who is "we"? Have you got a frog in your pocket? Either way feel free to spend the next 14 years checking whatever you want! If I can retire at 60 (or earlier) like those can today you can color me Gone, Baby, Gone!! If the frozen chosen have ruined that chance for us as well (time will tell) then it may be a different story.
Who is "we"? Have you got a frog in your pocket? Either way feel free to spend the next 14 years checking whatever you want! If I can retire at 60 (or earlier) like those can today you can color me Gone, Baby, Gone!! If the frozen chosen have ruined that chance for us as well (time will tell) then it may be a different story.
08-14-2008 | 07:51 AM
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Maybe that would take care of JJ's, "You can't tell me what to do! Na, na, na, na, nana." nonsense
08-14-2008 | 09:44 AM
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Mark, you ignorant slut! I know you can't or don't remember that far back, but I've always said that once a guy reaches 25 years with the company, than it's time for him to retire. So please don't say that I'm all in favor of guys staying on the property forever, because it's just not so, buckwheat. As well, with the exception of your "Na, na," etc comment, you're paraphrase of my comment is correct. The only one who can tell me what to do is my wife, and that's only because she owns the vagina in the family.
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