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Old 06-06-2010, 11:25 PM
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777 Gouge. Let's see...

You will remember the dates of Chinese New Year...but forget your anniversary. And...

a. You'll call home exactly one day late for your kids birthday.

b. You'll know exactly how long it takes for Ammonium A-D to kick in.

c. You'll know NEVER to play dice with an Oriental girl, unless you want to end up sitting naked on a Shanghai street corner. (Sounds unbelievable...but you do not want to take a poll on how many have done this!)

d. You'll take great thrill in flying mini-helicopters that you bought in China around your living room at 3 AM.

e. You'll spend some time wondering how you can work an engineering angle so those same helicopters can go fetch you a beer at 3:15.

f. You have a dream where the wife shows up in a wicker chair.

g. You know the lineup of the top 10 Sumo Wrestlers.

h. They start looking kind of cute.

That help??
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Old 06-07-2010, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by meatloaf View Post
b. You'll know exactly how long it takes for Ammonium A-D to kick in.

I don't really know how long it takes for Ammonium AD to kick in but it really doesn't smell very good. However, I do know that Immodium AD usually calms me down in about 30 minutes. I hope this clears all this up.

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Old 06-07-2010, 04:11 AM
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OK, this is enough for me to NOT DO THIS ................... sorry guys you just have to stay "junior" to me for a while longer ............... :>
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Old 06-07-2010, 04:25 PM
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You'd get to fly with Captain Klepto,.......... so you'd have that going for you....which is nice.
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Old 06-07-2010, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AerisArmis View Post
You'd get to fly with Captain Klepto,.......... so you'd have that going for you....which is nice.
Dang, beat me to it!
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