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Originally Posted by busdriver12
I tell you Bob, it has been very helpful to me when I am disappointed....to use your particular brand of religion--Expectation Zero.
If nothing else, it keeps one's blood pressure down.
Take a typical retail environment...like, say Best Buy. You walk in the door, and the guy that greets you says:
"Welcome to Best Buy, how can I help?"
You say:
"Hey...thanks, I'm looking for a thumb zip drive."
He says...nothing, and has that spinning colored Apple wheel on his forehead with a blank stare.
You say:
"Hey...no worries...I can find it."
And you're on your way to find it yourself. Since you had Expectation Zero, you
expected that response, weren't fazed by it, didn't flip out and your BP and pulse never skipped a beat. Now...had he led you to them while extolling the virtues of each and making several well thought out recommendations and told you about a huge rebate on one particular model you'd walk out of there thinking you won the lottery.
Either way, Expectation Zero made your day better and less stressful.
The religion, of course inspired unintentionally by a moronic banner UPS hung in SDF works even better there than at Best Buy.
UPS annoys the shyte out of me, but it won't beat me or drive me insane...that's what wives are for.