Navy guys: you know these folks?
02-06-2007, 01:35 PM
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Had lunch with my bride today of 18 years, who held my hand, looked into my eyes, and said "I love you honey but I won't ride 900 miles in my urine to beat the crap out of another woman who talks to you..."
02-06-2007, 02:25 PM
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You'd think a NASA rocket scientist would come up with a better plan. Better yet, you'd think that SOMEWHERE along that 900 mile drive, say New Orleans or Mobile, she would've come to the conclusion that she was nuts and about to do something seriously stupid. But then again, just goes to show you, no woman is safe from those pilot types...
So, who's in line after these two for NASA jobs? Definitely a couple of openings in the near future.
So, who's in line after these two for NASA jobs? Definitely a couple of openings in the near future.
02-06-2007, 02:33 PM
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The REAL difference I see here is the difference between the USAF and USN. The Navy uses diapers, the USAF doesn't p*ss on itself. The Navy uses a bb gun, the USAF would use a 357.
You see, we've known all along that this "boat thing" you guys in the Navy do has long term psychological repercussions. Throw women into the mix and you get a pretty potent psycho-somatic she-b!tch from hell.
If I was her, I'd use the "PMS" defense.
You see, we've known all along that this "boat thing" you guys in the Navy do has long term psychological repercussions. Throw women into the mix and you get a pretty potent psycho-somatic she-b!tch from hell.
If I was her, I'd use the "PMS" defense.
02-06-2007, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Albief15
Had lunch with my bride today of 18 years, who held my hand, looked into my eyes, and said "I love you honey but I won't ride 900 miles in my urine to beat the crap out of another woman who talks to you..."
And I thought she truely loved me. So guys--in case your wondering, the standard for dedication has just been raised a few notches.
And I thought she truely loved me. So guys--in case your wondering, the standard for dedication has just been raised a few notches.
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