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poorflyer 06-25-2018 03:20 PM

I sweat, my whole family sweats, my brother even got Botox in his armpits because he sweats. I don't put up with stingy captains, I ask them nicely to put it on asap because pretty soon the cockpit will be soaked in 3 inches of poor FO sweat, the worst kind of sweat.

AirBat 06-25-2018 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by VIRotate (Post 2621821)
I’ve never understood why some people are so stingy with the APU. Poor FAs and Pax boiling in the pack. 20 minutes to push “Can we please get some air it’s so hot.” Captain was like well it’s still 20 minutes to go and we need the fuel. I’ll turn it on in 10. I’m just like wtf. The other day FA asked if I can turn the apu on. Captain was gone. Yep no problem. Cranked it 25 prior. Gonna really need that’s extra 60 pounds of fuel alright...

and it burns almost nothing with PACK 1 out...
If your captain won’t turn it on, stare at him or her directly in the eyes, reach over and crank dat soulja boy. Then ask if they would like the fuel truck back out for that extra 30 lbs to be put back on... after all that’s almost 3nm of range!

BobbyLeeSwagger 06-25-2018 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by AirBat (Post 2621838)
and it burns almost nothing with PACK 1 out...
If your captain won’t turn it on, stare at him or her directly in the eyes, reach over and crank dat soulja boy. Then ask if they would like the fuel truck back out for that extra 30 lbs to be put back on... after all that’s almost 3nm of range!

Just start rapping... "it's gettin' hot in herrr' so take of all your clothes... I am.. gettin'..so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes offf..."

While literally underessing, of course. I doubt you will make it to the 3rd button on your shirt before the awkwardness/shock alone makes the left seat sauna jockey scramble for that APU.

Poser765 06-25-2018 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by VIRotate (Post 2621821)
I’ve never understood why some people are so stingy with the APU. Poor FAs and Pax boiling in the pack. 20 minutes to push “Can we please get some air it’s so hot.” Captain was like well it’s still 20 minutes to go and we need the fuel. I’ll turn it on in 10. I’m just like wtf. The other day FA asked if I can turn the apu on. Captain was gone. Yep no problem. Cranked it 25 prior. Gonna really need that’s extra 60 pounds of fuel alright...

we need the fuel? He really said that? Mother of god... what a Skywest thing to say.

TillerTemptress 06-25-2018 04:10 PM

That said a good FO gets the fuel truck to put an extra 250 lbs on so that captain is sweatin' about burning the 50 lbs to get down to the release number and you can get that sweet, sweet cold air.

VIRotate 06-25-2018 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Poser765 (Post 2621860)
we need the fuel? He really said that? Mother of god... what a Skywest thing to say.

He actually did. It's just another thing to add to the "don't be like that Captain list". Most guys and girls here are great but there are just some that make me wonder.

Poser765 06-25-2018 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by VIRotate (Post 2621895)
He actually did. It's just another thing to add to the "don't be like that Captain list". Most guys and girls here are great but there are just some that make me wonder.

What an interesting person. Yeah, most people here are great, but we do have some nerds.

VIRotate 06-25-2018 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by Poser765 (Post 2622012)
What an interesting person. Yeah, most people here are great, but we do have some nerds.

*Cough* UND and Riddle. :D

VIRotate 06-26-2018 12:56 AM


Originally Posted by mpet (Post 2622133)
Don't lump those two together they are very different

Mostly Riddle ;)


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