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FangsF15 07-15-2023 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by SideStickMonkey (Post 3666747)
Wait till he finds out my pants are not from the uniform approved vendor.

Or that they don’t even match the jacket, in shade or fabric.

Wolf424 07-15-2023 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by SideStickMonkey (Post 3666747)
Wait till he finds out my pants are not from the uniform approved vendor.

(clutches pearls in horror)

BusDrvr 07-15-2023 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by bluejuice71 (Post 3666085)
Condoned by who? Had a LCA bust my FO’s balls for wearing unauthorized Northface jacket and then busted my balls for allowing him to wear it. So no mas. You flying with me then you wearing approved uniform. End of story. So noob, do not go out and by a Northface jacket please!

Lighten up, Francis!

crazyjaydawg 07-15-2023 09:48 PM


Originally Posted by bluejuice71 (Post 3666085)
Condoned by who? Had a LCA bust my FO’s balls for wearing unauthorized Northface jacket and then busted my balls for allowing him to wear it. So no mas. You flying with me then you wearing approved uniform. End of story. So noob, do not go out and by a Northface jacket please!

Can’t tell if sober or not.

A real captain would’ve been doing the walk around so FO’s uniform would’ve been Moo.

Honeslty Notthface is classier than any approved items so do what you need to do. OTOH, worry about 40 degrees in JAC is a little bit of a head scratcher too, but I digress.

Jughead135 07-16-2023 02:39 AM


Originally Posted by SideStickMonkey (Post 3666747)
Wait till he finds out my pants are not from the uniform approved vendor.

You mean you didn’t get your pants at Kohl’s…??!? 😉

hvydvr 07-16-2023 06:05 AM


Originally Posted by bluejuice71 (Post 3666085)
Condoned by who? Had a LCA bust my FO’s balls for wearing unauthorized Northface jacket and then busted my balls for allowing him to wear it. So no mas. You flying with me then you wearing approved uniform. End of story. So noob, do not go out and by a Northface jacket please!

The LCA is going to have to barf out a lung while screaming to impress me. I’ve been yelled at by professionals and married more than 30 years. My mind is a fortress of hops and stale popcorn.

Meme In Command 07-16-2023 06:50 AM


Originally Posted by hvydvr (Post 3666934)
The LCA is going to have to barf out a lung while screaming to impress me. I’ve been yelled at by professionals and married more than 30 years. My mind is a fortress of hops and stale popcorn.

Stale popcorn? Your Snack-O/fridge b!tch needs to be relieved of their duties

hvydvr 07-16-2023 07:31 AM


Originally Posted by Meme In Command (Post 3666964)
Stale popcorn? Your Snack-O/fridge b!tch needs to be relieved of their duties

Stale is the key. Chewier. More substantial. It’s the people who don’t salt it properly that need to be taken outside.

DWC CAP10 USAF 07-16-2023 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by bluejuice71 (Post 3666085)
Condoned by who? Had a LCA bust my FO’s balls for wearing unauthorized Northface jacket and then busted my balls for allowing him to wear it. So no mas. You flying with me then you wearing approved uniform. End of story. So noob, do not go out and by a Northface jacket please!


Sorry Capt....rain was blowing sideways and now my white shirt is soaked and my n!pples are showing through.....I'm gonna have to bang in unfit for duty....hope they don't reroute you....what was your employee number again?!?!

Wolf424 07-16-2023 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by DWC CAP10 USAF (Post 3667022)
Sorry Capt....rain was blowing sideways and now my white shirt is soaked and my n!pples are showing through.....I'm gonna have to bang in unfit for duty....hope they don't reroute you....what was your employee number again?!?!

Pretty sure it’s the responsibility of the captain to “ensure the exterior inspection is completed”. Looks like he’ll be ensuring that personally. They can call me in for 5:15 over it. Won’t care.


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