You know what, I think you are right.

Saving pilots from themselves.

Which style matches the best?

18 pro classic

It's say plain bottom, flat front pants. Which is a little funny considering they were begging us during Indoc uniform fittings to order pleated pants because they had so many still in stock

100% correct. Read it just three days ago.

I got the email and the very next day got shipping information for my jacket.

Did I miss something? My jacket top buttons doesn't have holes. Only the bottom 2.

Yes, you missed something. The top two buttons on the new double breasted are decorative only, and are also moved outboard slightly.

I am so behind on all the cool new fashion trends. I completely missed when nipple shielding came into vogue. Guess I'll need some small foil pieces to accessorize with my hat.

To all those captains who think it's their job to enforce the uniform policy...

I just had a line check and the FO was out of uniform, no hat, no blazer, and a North Face jacket on in the cockpit! The check airmen never even mentioned it. And the line check before that was with an ATL check airmen and I didn't have a blazer or hat in the winter. No mention of that either. It's as if enforcing arbitrary uniform policies in the FOM is not treated the same as actual policies that are designed to comply with FARs.