JFK Airtrain as it pulls into the airport:

“Be sure to arrive at the airport early. Never rush to catch your flight…”

Maybe it’s advice for next time 🤔

This one gets me…so you’re going to tell me the time zone but not the actual time? Then you’re going to tell me the time zone again in Spanish.

Everyone has either a smartwatch or a phone. Make it stop.

Also, can we do away with the country music clips that are at volume 11 on the Denver Airport train?

It even plays in the restroom. I once saw a guy try 3 soap dispensers none of which worked only to shout out “C’mon Andre Dickens! Whatcha gonna do about the soap?!”:D

I forget which airport it is, but one of them has an announcement similar to: "You may not bring firearms through airport security. Check with your air carrier or the TSA for more information."

Robot lady, I'm already on the secure side.

What a wimp. REAL Men don’t wash their hands. I see it all the time while washing my fragile precious fingers.

And that I am arriving at Concourse C, as in coffee, which is available on all concourses.

But why do some people drink from bathroom sinks?

I can barely take it days when they're simultaneously blaring duel or triple announcements. Just noise for the sake of noise. It's no wonder nerves are frayed.

"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

I'm just salty they closed the Cuban restaurant in the T gates and put the most sad and generic convenience store there, even though there already is one on the other side of security. That place looks like a broke teenager decided to open a vape shop and stocked it with the snacks he had in his pantry. I want my tostones back dammit.