ATL to get "Plane Train" upgrades
 

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Dear ATL:

Nice train. Now, please keep the AC on. Yeah I know it's 68 outside and it's "nice". It still gets hot down there. My taint shouldn't get soupy standing still riding your train.

I'd be happier if US airports were quiet. Like European ones. I know firearms aren't allowed. I know to keep my belongings in my personal possession at all times. I don't need to hear it every 2 minutes.

And ATL, enough with the 1970's porn soundtracks in every concourse.

I especially don’t need constant reminders that ATL is the “world’s busiest and most efficient airport”. As if being an overcrowded h*llhole is something to be proud of.

For that matter, no airport should ever be playing city mayor PAs on loop all day.

Do you have to have a status to get these upgrades, or are they paid? I want lay flat plane train.

I'd start bidding trips through Atlanta if I could ride a lay flat plane train.

How would you ever get some R&R without some Atlanta politician welcoming you home?

Go to the Air Canada gates in Terminal A at EWR! AC uses an automated system to make all announcements. Volume turned up to 11 and all announcements are made twice: once in english and once in french. It’s absurd.

You wouldn’t like the alternative. Trust me.

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Nah its classy. I say keep it.