Originally Posted by capncrunch (Post 902893)

Yup, that me. :mad:

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 902876)

COLUMBIA, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE QUEEN.

How exactly does she need a thighmaster? Or what is a thighmaster for? Maybe thighmaster = Columbia? Is that what you meant? :D

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Originally Posted by tsquare (Post 902899)

Are those car keys in her hand? She won't be needing those either.... nor the wallet that probably resides in that European shoulder bag. Good for her, but did ya'll know they awarded a CMOH yesterday too? To a guy that is still alive. Here's raising a glass to him and all those like him...

Originally Posted by BigGuns (Post 902863)

Originally Posted by tsquare (Post 902899)

Are those car keys in her hand? She won't be needing those either.... nor the wallet that probably resides in that European shoulder bag. Good for her, but did ya'll know they awarded a CMOH yesterday too? To a guy that is still alive. Here's raising a glass to him and all those like him...

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 902878)

I agree, that's what would happen in that situation.

Anyone have a solution to a AK merger that, if forced to merge, we could find palatable for our brethren in LAX?

Originally Posted by firstmob (Post 902849)

What happened to our proposed
GUM base?

Originally Posted by reddog25 (Post 902928)

DOH? Naw.....what a concept

Originally Posted by Columbia (Post 902820)

What in the hell??! OK, who's up for heading over to the frat house and cramming a vodka soaked tampon up their rectum? Is this an SEC thing?
Vodka eyeball shots a dangerous way to imbibe - USATODAY.com


Vodka eyeball shots a dangerous way to imbibe

By Elizabeth Weise, USA TODAY
College students have long done crazy things, from swallowing gold fish to jamming themselves into telephone booths. Not all things they try are dangerous, but some are.
Two new cases in point: consumption of controversial alcoholic energy drinks likely to be banned today; and a bizarre method of trying to get plastered by absorbing alcohol through the eyeball.

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The eyeball shots don't succeed and definitely fall in the category of risky behaviors, experts say.

"This is an activity that has no upside to it," says David Granet, a professor of ophthalmology at the University of California, San Diego.

The theory among the students seems to be that alcohol can be absorbed through mucous membranes, and the eyeball and inner side of the eyelids are covered in mucous membrane, so, voila!— vodka eyeball shots. There are more than 30 homemade videos of young men doing this on YouTube.

Not only does it fail to get someone drunk, "it hurts and it will cause permanent damage to the surface of the eye," Granet says.

Ophthalmologists have been speaking out against this trend ever since it appeared on U.S. campuses last spring. According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, it appears to have begun in England.

"There is absolutely, positively nothing that can be construed as fun about this," Granet says.

These kinds of stunts are "a normal reflection of this developmental stage," says Paul Lyons, a professor of community medicine at Temple University School of Medicine in Philadelphia. Drinking pranks are really just experimentation by young adults who are not at full adult decision-making capacity, he says.

Another generally ineffectual means of becoming inebriated is the use of vodka-soaked tampons for both women and men (used as suppositories for males).