That is why I carry a bubble sextant.

Plus, any mugger will take one look, hand it back, and slip you a couple of bucks for food. :D

Any pilot worth his salt would carry a half-full wiskey bottle, a borrowed lipstick, and some duct tape.

Plus a set of car keys, a brick, a duck, a cat, and a dog...

And a backup recreational vehicle level. Probably taped to his watch.

Valentine's Day was last week

Different subject. That requires handcuffs and a riding crop.

Cheapest watch with a black band I could find at Wally World. Digital because, well, I can't be bothered.

How about looking outside?

I had the Casio pathfinder. Loved it, especially the solar charging and auto time synch but found the buttons too difficult to locate / work with and the display didn't have option to present two different times zones at the same time. Went with the Apple Watch. I now have 3 time zones on the main face (home, Zulu, current), love having a silent vibrating alarm clock on my wrist and find I use the timer for flight deck reminders way more than I thought I would. Cons are it was a little pricey, it has to be charged every 1-2 days, and I find I just don't use most of its features.

Timex Ironman, works great, lasts a really long time.

Is it true the 737 guys have sundials?