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Old 01-03-2008 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cessna157
It must be just you. Usually Howie says it every time he clears someone into the ramp.
I don't know Howie. Then again, in the interest of fairness, I don't go to JFK very often. When I put my bid in every month I cross my fingers and hope for no JFK flying.
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Old 01-03-2008 | 04:47 PM
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You'd recognize his voice if you heard it. He's very rough and to the point. Just about the hardest Brooklyn accent you can find there in the JFK ACC. He's the kind of person that'll tell you that you're a waste of human life, and he can do it with a smile on his face and you'll still feel good about yourself after.
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Old 01-03-2008 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Tonne
While sitting at Gate 23/25 in JFK "delta connection" Ramp.... Ramp control tells Chautauqua to

"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)

Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.

Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"

Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"

Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"

Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
At least it wasn't that "other" carrier in JFK that seems to F everything up every time I go there....

Back to the funny stuff...
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Old 01-03-2008 | 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SharkyBN584
At least it wasn't that "other" carrier in JFK that seems to F everything up every time I go there....

Back to the funny stuff...
Heck, Kennedy was plenty hosed before F8 showed up... and those D-8's were just icing on the cake. Thank god they are back in the desert where they belong.
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Old 01-04-2008 | 06:14 PM
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Leaving LGB one of my friends heard this on SOCAL:

"If you're a cessna DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Old 01-04-2008 | 06:40 PM
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XYZ traffic, skyhawk 123AB entering downwind behind the aircraft in front of me.
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Old 01-05-2008 | 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by rthompsonjr
Leaving LGB one of my friends heard this on SOCAL:

"If you're a cessna DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW!!"
I have actually heard that same thing in the LA corridor before, they sure love their cessnas.

"Delta heavy con............AHHHH SOOOOOCAL APPROACH, THIS IS...AH....I AM....STUDENT PILOT....CESSNA NOVEMBER.........................."
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Old 01-06-2008 | 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by SharkyBN584
At least it wasn't that "other" carrier in JFK that seems to F everything up every time I go there....
Who's that? Big Daddy D?
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Old 01-06-2008 | 10:50 AM
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do any of you guys fly into Daytona? =). Must be a pain dodging all the Cessnas coming out of our airport there haha.
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Old 01-06-2008 | 10:54 AM
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been in there once during the 500, left the next day and it was a pain with all the training going on.
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