pilot pickup?
 

i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently.

(i feel like this is a confessional) i get the pilot MO, and i like it (its not the uniform). the effective pickup happens when you're sitting in one place, the min. y'all start walking somewhere, fast, i may add... how am i supposed to stop you... nice pants? stylish flight bag?

any suggestions? insert the pickup of your dreams here hehehe

kat

Show us your picture.

"I like men who are in debt up to their ears in an industry that offers no job security and are currently on their third job, second marriage, and living at home at 32." :)

For a younger RJ FO. "You're broke and I'm making six figures. Wanna sugar momma?"

its not a money or security thing ;)

Offer them something free...beer, food, USA Today...:D

so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly.

Maybe he's done for the day. Point was that more than a few pilots are known to be frugal and like free sh!t

thank you slice... and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... :o

No no no. Show us your picture is not the pickup line. I mean, really, show us your picture. As far as line go, how about this one?

"My thats a big flight bag you got there. What's in there?"

Most pilots are so used to rejection and abuse that subtle inuendo has become ineffective. The old pickup lines no longer work. Creativity is the order of the day. For example, if you were to see a pilot at a food store or just buying something to eat, you may want to make the connection with something like this: "Excuse me Mr pilot, if it's true what they say and you are what you eat, you could be me by morning". Now pilots are stupid by nature, so understand that only about 30 percent will get your creativity. The other 70 percent you probably don't want anyway as they are just out shopping for day old closeout items and looking for free newspapers and the like. Remember, think creative and you will get your pilot!