pilot pickup?
04-25-2006, 08:00 PM
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pilot pickup?
i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently.
(i feel like this is a confessional) i get the pilot MO, and i like it (its not the uniform). the effective pickup happens when you're sitting in one place, the min. y'all start walking somewhere, fast, i may add... how am i supposed to stop you... nice pants? stylish flight bag?
any suggestions? insert the pickup of your dreams here hehehe
kat
(i feel like this is a confessional) i get the pilot MO, and i like it (its not the uniform). the effective pickup happens when you're sitting in one place, the min. y'all start walking somewhere, fast, i may add... how am i supposed to stop you... nice pants? stylish flight bag?
any suggestions? insert the pickup of your dreams here hehehe
kat
04-25-2006, 08:07 PM
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Show us your picture.
04-25-2006, 08:10 PM
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04-25-2006, 08:24 PM
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its not a money or security thing 
04-25-2006, 08:29 PM
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Offer them something free...beer, food, USA Today...
04-25-2006, 08:32 PM
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so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly.
04-25-2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly.
04-25-2006, 09:09 PM
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thank you slice... and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... 
04-26-2006, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
thank you slice... and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours...
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04-26-2006, 05:33 PM
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Most pilots are so used to rejection and abuse that subtle inuendo has become ineffective. The old pickup lines no longer work. Creativity is the order of the day. For example, if you were to see a pilot at a food store or just buying something to eat, you may want to make the connection with something like this: "Excuse me Mr pilot, if it's true what they say and you are what you eat, you could be me by morning". Now pilots are stupid by nature, so understand that only about 30 percent will get your creativity. The other 70 percent you probably don't want anyway as they are just out shopping for day old closeout items and looking for free newspapers and the like. Remember, think creative and you will get your pilot!
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