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Old 05-11-2006, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
makes you what?

Hey, I'll have to check that magazine sometime!!! Ever in BOS let me know...
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Old 05-11-2006, 06:39 PM
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and four things you do that turn him off... in case you get in an uncomfortable situation with a co-pilot mid flight? always better to have a plan, just in case

Here's five or six of many on my list:

1. Wears a thong when she shouldn't.
2. Takes her dentures out while making out.
3. Keeps a pack of cigarettes in her cleavage.
4. Uses food stamps to buy supplies for a romantic dinner at home.
5. Too much make-up. No Tammy Faye Baker look alikes.
6. Plays tooooooo hard to get. I'm not into games!


I won't get into the co-pilot thing here. Might offend some and then I will be sent to pilot forum perdition like Kill Bill.
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Old 05-11-2006, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Skygirl
..but then again, you know what they say about 40-something women...those of us with experience don't need to read Cosmo.
Yep, this one is definitely true.
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:08 AM
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sorry... dont mean to offend the males with the pic of my back.. it came by request
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Originally Posted by Crashman
Ummm... over in the Marriott with UConn? Apparently. Love your av, animals, lovely skin you have there... I also love this thread, but I'm rapidly running out of crummy aviation sex jokes.

C'mon Crash,we know you can come up with more aviation sex jokes or stories....that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own...
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by UConnQB14
skygirl:
yeah thats me... i was told the football game photo of me at QB didnt show my body...
... a thousand apologies to the men around here.. i am just giving the ladies the insight into whats under the jacket and 4 stripes of ALL airline captains

skygirl, how old are ya then?

pvh
Never ask a woman her age UConn, but I'm probably older than most of the people on this thread....don't look it though...
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Attention all lusters and so-called pilots on this thread:

Me, Skygirl and Mzkat are hooking up on a business meeting in Dallas next Tuesday and Wednesday. We are meeting to discuss appropriate topics for this forum and plan to also cover several other things. This thread has been somewhat taken over by the ladies and I for one won't stand for it. They talk of cosmo articles, orgasms, cute pilots in the terminals and all sorts of things that make me crazy. I plan to give both of them a piece of my mind and explain to them that we are professional pilots here, not simply horn dogs out for free beer, breakfast and newspapers. They need to know that there is a deeper more intellectual side to us than that! Don't kid yourselves guys, this is a war. I plan to arrive with all the protection necessary to prevail. I will report back later when I straighten these two hooligans out. Wish me luck....
You're making next week difficult for me Calcapt. I already have to fly to SNA on Wednesday for 5 days of meetings, so we'll have to nail it all down on Tuesday. Now you want me to change my itinerary and shoot over to DFW and then to SNA. I think that we should meet at LAX. Of course that gives Mzkat the upper hand since you'll be on her territory..
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Old 05-12-2006, 05:47 AM
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[QUOTE=calcapt]Here's five or six of many on my list:


2. Takes her dentures out while making out.

I don't know Calcapt....A gay guy once told me about a time when....oh, never mind....LMAO
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Originally Posted by ERJ135
Hey, I'll have to check that magazine sometime!!! Ever in BOS let me know...

Mzkat, you're getting some action, you go girl.
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Old 05-12-2006, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Skygirl
C'mon Crash,we know you can come up with more aviation sex jokes or stories....that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own...
hehe, i said the same thing to crash on pm, nothing better then an e-nudge, right crash.
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