pilot pickup?
#61
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Originally Posted by Slice
Haha. Never got to fight the Tomcat, but it always gave a kick a$$ demo at the airshows. Just having some fun above...but enough of that. Let's see some pics of these pilot chasin' women!
I think that you need to send your photo before you get ours. If you have one, you can email it to me at [email protected]
Who do you fly for Slice? This thread has been fun. Us girls are just having some fun...
Brenda
#62
I used to play "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" when I was little. Seems the game has never lost it's appeal.
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Originally Posted by calcapt
I used to play "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" when I was little. Seems the game has never lost it's appeal.
#64
...maybe some of you don't know the Oldest Classic Joke appropriate to this thread? It was told to me by my uncle, a 7-4 driver and Ex-USAF fighter jock:
Little boy is riding his red wagon down a hill.
Girl approaches, interested. "What're you doin'?"
He explains: "This is my big jet airplane and I'm the captain!"
Girl: "Can I go for a ride too?"
Boy: (considering) "I guess so... but you have to be the stewardess."
Girl: "OK!" (jumps in back of wagon, they go down the hill fast)
Girl: "Wow! That was FUN! I like being the stewardess! Now how about some of THIS, big boy?" (pulls up her dress)
Boy: (eyeing her dubiously) "Well, you know... I was just pretending. I'm not a REAL airline captain!"
Little boy is riding his red wagon down a hill.
Girl approaches, interested. "What're you doin'?"
He explains: "This is my big jet airplane and I'm the captain!"
Girl: "Can I go for a ride too?"
Boy: (considering) "I guess so... but you have to be the stewardess."
Girl: "OK!" (jumps in back of wagon, they go down the hill fast)
Girl: "Wow! That was FUN! I like being the stewardess! Now how about some of THIS, big boy?" (pulls up her dress)
Boy: (eyeing her dubiously) "Well, you know... I was just pretending. I'm not a REAL airline captain!"
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
hehehe calcapt, if you do that I may even have to give you my real name
#67
saw a mzkatz-type in action at MDW monday night... airtran gates, A terminal... it was pretty funny (pilot looked bored- couldnt have been one of you guys)!
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not me! i kept feeling like every pilot i saw had read this forum and knew it was me. i kept getting eyed. maybe i just exude pilot chaser...
#69
I grabbed who I thought was mzkat in the IAH terminal last week and told her we were heading for the Marriott next to the airport as I had three hours between flights. Turns out she was the pretzel girl in the food court and threw big pieces of salt in my eyes. I'm told the redness and swelling will go down within a few days. I am now eyeing the currency exchange chick in terminal C. If she's not mzkat, I now find myself at a deadend and may need another clue to continue my quest. If I ever find mzkat, I am putting a sticker on my flight bag that says "I scaled Everest or mzkat, you figure out which one!"
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