Where are you now? Still in Santa Monica???

 

ummm, oh yea, I'm now in TX! Wanted to go to the Riverwalk, but got sidetracked at the pool workin' on the tan. Possibly going to PHOG next week, need to pull out the bikini. My nice sunburn of a couple weeks ago has now become golden...no peeling either. I just love that! Nothing's worse than heading in on a fix and getting that sudden urge to have to scratch! He tends to look at you funny like you've got fleas!
So okay, why IRON WALT? Is your name Walt, do you like ironing, are do you drive the big iron, or is your "member" onboard hard as iron?

 

Okay, this works every time! Always make sure they are walking away from the gate unless you want to waste your time, although if I know I'm a passenger on their ride, it makes it more fun!
"Excuse me Mr. Pilot Sir, I just noticed something astounding! Could I see your hand for a sec?"
Then, making sure that you take the left hand (checking for ring or signs of the ring that was there before they left home , if you care), hold your hand up to compare sizes. Then, batting your oh-so-lovely eyes (green in my case), exclaim:
"Oh my! Your hands really are huge! You know that the old saying about the size of a man's feet, don't you? Well, it's actually his hands...
Then, depending upon how much you want this guy, how horny you are, and how much time you have, it's always fun to add:
"Which is so much better, I hate getting out of bed and tripping over big shoes! Besides, small hands can't hold much (which, I don't know about yours, but when I make the comment, I've got the 'girls' to back it up).

 

No Big hands = Big Mittions

 

Okay, taking a survey:
Which one do you guys out there prefer and why?

 

stick with the heavy jet drivers. We're used to manuevering large equipment into tight spaces. These hands are so big its a struggle typing on this keyboard

 

Oh my! I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

 

well I'm on a 3 day layover, so can I have all three?

 

Ginger Spice !!!!!!!!!

 

Where are you?