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06-21-2006 | 05:09 AM

#631

poppa2trolls

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Originally Posted by vagabond

I don't wear briefs. Not panties or thongs either, for that matter.

Don't tease me.

06-21-2006 | 06:01 AM

#632

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Originally Posted by Falcon Girl

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I would hate to be Scott...

He must have really p*issed off someone!

06-21-2006 | 06:04 AM

#633

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Originally Posted by calcapt

I just returned from a nice layover in SFO and am now stuck in Cleveland for the day. Skygirl was nice enough to take some busy time from her schedule and share a brief intro to yours truly. Truly an asset to the posse! Hey Falcon Girl, I thought we were getting married after you fell for my "we should all just get along story"? We could honeymoon at your favorite place, sit on your favorite rock and share some pumpkin seeds. By the way, my real name is not Scott Kelly just so you know! Hope your time away was as enjoyable as it sounds.

You're truly the master pimp yourself Calcapt! Good to see you yesterday!

I have quite the busy week, so take good care of the posse for me. I have no doubt that you will...

06-21-2006 | 06:41 AM

#634

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From: C-172

Thought you were my pimp

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Originally Posted by calcapt

Vagabond, I thought we were friends. After all, I am your pimp of sorts. I was an idiot in the Navy, a moron in high school and I don't even know what a cretin is but I am sure I have been one at some time or another. However, I am reformed and will stop lurking and try to straighted up. If you're not talking about me here, I forgive you, and you can suck up by saying some nice things about me.

A thousand, million apologies for not paying enough homage to our pimp. I spent the last week getting bashed by idiots, morons and cretins in other threads, although I didn't get it as much as some of the others. There were some very unkind things said all over. I noticed you did not exactly come to the defense of one of your girls. But I forgive you nevertheless. (Cripes, I seem to be forgiving everyone these days!).

Say something to suck up to you? Hmmm, let's see what I can do. May have to check today's note um.

Well, at least I did not think you were Scott Kelly, even though you have never really shown me what was behind that monogrammed bathrobe. So when is the stud going to do that? Inquiring minds want to know.

06-21-2006 | 12:04 PM

#635

calcapt

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From: 737 Captain

Notice

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Originally Posted by vagabond

I noticed you did not exactly come to the defense of one of your girls.

You have never really shown me what was behind that monogrammed bathrobe. So when is the stud going to do that? Inquiring minds want to know.

So sorry on the oversight. I was off goofing off while my girls were being taken advantage of - won't happen again. Notice: no morons or idiots are to mess with my girls from this point forward. I will send a private photo of the pimp when I see pictures first. I just don't want to destroy this Tom Cruise image. After all, nobody would volunteer to be in the posse if they knew their pimp looked like some big fat ugly guy trying to impersonate a pilot - now would they? Plus, I don't want Falcon Girl to know I am only 5'1'' and weigh 305. She would call off the wedding.

06-21-2006 | 01:27 PM

#636

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Which one?

This is either SkyGirl or FalconGirl.... which one?
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06-21-2006 | 03:21 PM

#637

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Originally Posted by calcapt

Man, just finished with a hearing that lasted 2.5 hours! So I come to the forum for stress relief.

How did you know that I am 5'1" and weigh 305 also? I have hair on my back, too. Do you?

And my dear Captain, the rule is "you show me yours first." Besides, Slice already gave me a hard time about not knowing how to attach a picture to a message. I was not able to do it here. Just not techie enough, I guess.